So as I’m sure you all know, I’m in the market for a new phone, in particular a smart phone. While I know this may come as a shock to some, considering just a mere month ago I wrote a post detailing my fear of them, it has come to my attention that I’m in desperate need of one.

If not for my job, then my social life.

Anyway, I’ve been investigating these plans. Plan after plan of horrible offer (though I’m almost positive I’m going with virgin because of their $30 unlimited text and data plan), and it got me thinking. Maybe someone should sell calorie/dieting plans the way they do phones.

Hear me out.

Each phone plan has allotted minutes you can use per month, right? What if calories worked like that?

You’re in charge of balancing your needed amount. And when you finish it, you’re cut off (well maybe not so dramatic). Don’t use all of your calories in one month? That’s okay…they roll over.

And because you’re given a monthly allowance, rather than daily, you can binge accordingly.

I know I’m no Jenny Craig, or weight watchers enthusiasts, but I think I may be on to something.

So people of the Internet lets rally together and start a movement! Calorie monthly plans, rather than daily. Always thinkin’ ahead people. Always.